The Jettaless life and times of Marques Johansson

I sold my '98 Jetta GLS!!!

I sold my Jetta for $500!!!

My trusty stead stopped prancing in the rain long ago. And then he seemed to self-geld at the start of this year and decided not to exceed the brisk pace of 20mph.
A local Jetta rancher decided to graze him on his field and possibly breed and make a stud of him. With proper motivation, he may even race again!

Gum addiction has side effects

I came into work today and found a group of protesters awaiting my coworker's arrival.
They were clearly upset about the recent culling.

Not one member of those stationed at our shared cubicle space, 60 at the start of week, could be located prior to the assembly of this protest.

Solar Recepticals

My workborhood has gone eco. Solar trash compactors!

Spring for three

Here is some evidence that I exploit my kids for my own enjoyment.

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